Policeman: Did you realize you just

Why did your

| Brother and sister jokes

Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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Q: How do you confuse a

| Blonde jokes

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

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Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his

| Farmer jokes

Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

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What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

| Frog jokes

What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !

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Standing at the edge of the lake, a

| Humor jokes

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the water. In

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Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?