Why does a barber never shave a man with
| Hair and bald jokes
Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us
| Christmas jokes
Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?
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Exasperated dragon on the field of
| Various animal jokes
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
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This is the story of four
| Business jokes
This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody cou
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Where do ghost trains stop?
| Car and train jokes
Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.
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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!