A Brit, a Frenchman and a
| Ethnic jokes
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothe
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Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!
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Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
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Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas
| Space jokes
Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. "What's the matter?" asked his friend. "It's a very popular place," replied the first alien. "It's full o
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If a word in a dictionary were
| Answer me this jokes
If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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What are you reading? demanded the father of his seven-year-old. “A story about a cow jumping over the moon,” was the reply. “Throw that book away at once,” he commanded. “How many times have I told you you’re too young to read science fiction?”