What did one snake say to another ?
| Snake jokes
What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !
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How do comedians send messages?
| E-mail jokes
How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.
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While trying to diagnose a
| Computer jokes
While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said "File not found". I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, "Well it says autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no dot, and then it s
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Do you know what a mice said when
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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.
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There is a story about a monastery in Europe
| Religious jokes
There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep c
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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.