Tower: What's your heigth and
| Aviation jokes
Tower: What's your heigth and position? Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
| Idiot and fool jokes
What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
| Bird jokes
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
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Three cookies were crossing the road when the
| Food jokes
Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!
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What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!