A stockbroker was cold
| Business jokes
A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move said the broker, it's only $1 a share." "Buy me 1000 shares." said the client. The next day the stock was at $2. The client called the broker and said, "You were right, give me 5000 more s
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A group of loud and rowdy
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A group of loud and rowdy drunks were making a racket in the street. It was the wee small hours of the morning and the lady of the house flung open a window and shouted at them to keep quiet. "Is this where Frank lives?" one of the drunks asked. "Yes, it is," the woman replied. "Well th
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What do builders use to make
| Internet jokes
What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.
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What is a childs's favourite type of
| Halloween jokes
What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.
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For a weddin' present
| Time jokes
For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "W'atcha do with the money, son?" "Ah bought me a wristwatch, Pappy!" answered the boy. "Yew dumb ignoramous!" yelled his father. "Yew should 'av bought yoreself a rifle!" "A rifle? What fer?"
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Who said “Shiver me timbers!” on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.