What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28
| School jokes
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !
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A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving
| Farmer jokes
A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds. They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn.
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Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months!
| Women jokes
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!