Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
| Baby jokes
Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?
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Q: What's the capital of
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!
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Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner." "What did it say on the banners?" Clinton asks. Saddam replies, "Allah is god, god is Allah." Clinton says,
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The man who
| Dead and dying jokes
The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff. "We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it's up to you."
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What do you get when you cross a collie with a
| Dog jokes
What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!
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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.