Three boys were heading home from school
| Political jokes
Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!" One of the other boy
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Why did the boy feel warm on his
| Birthday jokes
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!
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Question: What's the difference between sin and
| Dirty jokes
Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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What happens if you cross
| Gorilla jokes
What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!
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Doctor, Doctor I'm a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?
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Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn’t get wet! Why not? Because it wasn’t raining!