What do you get if you cross an alien and a

When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what

| Cow jokes

When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones!

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A young bloke has started work on a

| Car and train jokes

A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he's half an hour late. The boss gets on the CB radio to check if he's all right. "I've got a problem, Boss. I'm stuck 'ere. I've hit a pig!" "Ah well, these

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Q: What happens if you sing country music

| Music jokes

Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.

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An idiot decided to start a chicken

| Idiot and fool jokes

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

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Clinton goes around telling people we humans

| Clinton jokes

Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.

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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !