Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Mr. Schneider stood up in court.
| Judge jokes
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money." Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."
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Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt
| Children jokes
Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !
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Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
| Parent jokes
Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse? asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but don't stand too close."
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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones!