What flavors of ice cream
| Restaurant jokes
What flavors of ice cream do you have? inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vani
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There was this truck driver who had to
| Zoo jokes
There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to the state zoo for him. The next day the ori
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First person: Do you know how to
| Lawyer jokes
First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good!
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A tourist was being led through the
| Travel and tourist jokes
A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" "That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."
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What do you know when you see three
| Mental health jokes
What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!
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Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!