Person 1: It must be terrible for an
| Music jokes
Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.
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What's the difference between a vampire
| Food jokes
What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
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Policeman: Are you going
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again.
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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !
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Why did the cat sleep under the
| Cat jokes
Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !
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What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !