Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
| Blonde jokes
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
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Teacher: If I gave you three
| School jokes
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!
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Recently
| Heaven and hell jokes
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the
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Why does a barber never shave a man with
| Hair and bald jokes
Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
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Question: What's another name for pickled
| Dirty jokes
Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough.
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A little boy came running into the kitchen. “Dad, dad,” he said, “there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face.” “Tell him you’ve already got one,” said his father.