After a minor mathematical error on a routine
| Apple jokes
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?" Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 apples."
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I see the baby's nose is running
| Baby jokes
I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"
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What kind of
| Insect jokes
What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !
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An elderly couple were
| Old age jokes
An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He says you
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What time is it when you sit on a pin?
| Time jokes
What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.
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Why don’t elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?