A monster goes to a petrol station and
| Car and train jokes
A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!
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A blonde walks into a hair salon
| Blonde jokes
A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe ou
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What do you call a pig that took a plane?
| Pig jokes
What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!
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Customer: Why is my hairline
| Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
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What did the answering machine say to the
| Telephone jokes
What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.
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The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks. “And did he?” “Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.”