Where do spiders play their FA Cup final
| Sport jokes
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !
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Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece
| Gorilla jokes
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
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What's a toads favourite sweet ?
| Frog jokes
What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !
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Martin ended a letter to his
| Money jokes
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?' His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?' Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!
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A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, “Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out…”