Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass
| Halloween jokes
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
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What do you call a crazy chicken ?
| Bird jokes
What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !
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Why did the pro football player from the
| Burger jokes
Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
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A farmer
| Farmer jokes
A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?' 'No, sir,' replied the young man proudly. `But you're on crutches. You must have had an accident! said the farmer. `Oh, the
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Two men were digging a ditch on a very
| Idiot and fool jokes
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him." So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are
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Little monster: Mom, why can’t we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.