What's a mouse's favourite record ?
| Mouse jokes
What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !
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A customer called
| Computer jokes
A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then he removed all the keys and washed them individually.
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Why did God invent economists?
| Accountant jokes
Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
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Q: How can you tell the difference between all
| Music jokes
Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names.
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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?
| School jokes
Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?
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Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That’s because you’ve got your hand on my watch!