Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from
| Criminal jokes
Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them.
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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with
| Weather jokes
Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor.
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Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to
| Ghost jokes
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
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If a word in a dictionary were
| Answer me this jokes
If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !