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A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in

| Car and train jokes

A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second everything went quie

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What did one

| Apple jokes

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!

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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

| Waiter jokes

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

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Didja hear the news?

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Didja hear the news? asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"

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A recruit examines the food served to him

| Military jokes

A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant. - Yes, you do. You may eat it or not.

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Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.