Waiter: “Tea or coffee, gentlemen?”

What has webbed feet and fangs?

| Vampire jokes

What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.

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Silence

| Book title jokes

Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe

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FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I

| Monster jokes

FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes. BERT MONSTER: That's nothing. My sister's tongue is so long, she can lick an envelope after she's posted it.

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What do you do? a young man asked

| Doctor and nurse jokes

What do you do? a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. "That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."

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What person strives to ensure safety for

| Horse jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!

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Waiter: “Tea or coffee, gentlemen?” 1st customer: “I’ll have tea.” 2nd customer: “Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!” (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: “Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?”