Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
| Zoo jokes
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.
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Question: What's the difference between sin and
| Dirty jokes
Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch.
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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to
| Computer jokes
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
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What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off
| Dog jokes
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !
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A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look friend, don’t EVER do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!” The passenger apologizes and says he didn’t realize that a “little tap” could scare him so much. The driver, after gathering himself together replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving hearses for the last 25 years!