What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for
| Dog jokes
Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !
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How can you shorten a bed?
| Bed jokes
How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
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Cat: "What did you get him for his
| Birthday jokes
Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"
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How do you know you're leading a sad
| Dirty jokes
How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.