A Brit, a Frenchman and a
| Ethnic jokes
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothe
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Q: How do you keep a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.
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Waiter, your tie is in
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
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You said this horse could
| Horse jokes
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
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How many tax auditors
| Humor jokes
How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report? Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won’t be going to school.