A guy walks
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?" The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender said, "Before you get your
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What did one flea say
| Insect jokes
What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?
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Whats the difference between oral sex
| Dirty jokes
Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Waiter, there is a worm
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?
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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
| Monster jokes
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.” “No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out, “they have only an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise. They are Russian.”