Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again, he’s in here every night !
Category: Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup
Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don’t worry sir I’ll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !
Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice
Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !
Waiter, I can’t eat this
Waiter, I can’t eat this meat, it’s crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I’ll get the fly spray !
Waiter, there is a bee in my
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir, and I’m sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don’t worry sir, they don’t eat much !
Waiter, are there
Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !
Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !
Waiter, my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!