A man is captured by cannibals,
| Cannibal jokes
A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!"
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A patient was at her doctor's office after
| Accountant jokes
A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live." The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." "Will that make me live longer?
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A guy named Joe finds
| Lotto jokes
A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business started going bust and he found himself in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray for help. "Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as
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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear
| Sport jokes
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !
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During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly
| Military jokes
During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said, "How'd you learn to shoot like that ? Have you ever been in combat before?" "Well suh," drawled the boy, "To be honest, this is my first public war."
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Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don’t worry sir I’ll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !