Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A: A snowmobile!
Category: Snowman jokes
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.
Why did Frosty
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
What happened
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman’s head? It knocked him cold.