An angel in heaven was welcoming a new
| Heaven and hell jokes
An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."
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What do cows do when they're introduced?
| Cow jokes
What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!
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Q.) What would you call a bunch of
| Blonde jokes
Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.
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Two fellows were sitting in a coffee
| Firefighter jokes
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the door ... his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!" Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."
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Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's
| Music jokes
Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
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Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.