Category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.

What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone’s forehead? Unsightly facial hare!

What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.

What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.

What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!