What's a rabbits' favorite dance?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.
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Why did the bat miss the bus?
| Bus jokes
Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.
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My teacher reminds me of
| School jokes
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!
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If you cross a telephone and a pair of
| Telephone jokes
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.
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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they
| Christmas jokes
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? "Looks like rein dear"
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Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses “I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days.” and Moses says “Yeah sure.” So Jesus gets up and says “I think I’ll walk on the water, that was always a good one.” So Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat, steps into the water, and sinks like a stone. Moses drags Jesus back into the boat and revives him. Moses then says “What’s the problem?” and Jesus says, “I think its the holes in my feet!”