Teacher: This note from your father looks like
| School jokes
Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a
| Ghost jokes
What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.
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On the way to
| Children jokes
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market
| Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette
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This guy is selling three parrots. Another
| Business jokes
This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, "How much are your parrots?" The salesman answers, "The first one is $1,000." "What does he know?" "He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions." "How a
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.