Tarzan was tired when he came home.
| Elephant jokes
Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
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Golfer: "Caddy,
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the week!"
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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked
| Military jokes
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! Th
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What do you do if your boyfriend walks
| Men jokes
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.
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The blind farmer was often taken for a
| Blind jokes
The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled by a lack of fear, nudged the farmer in the back. He t
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!