What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Category: Monster jokes
What kind of book did
What kind of book did Frankenstein’s monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing? Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Why did the monster drink ten liters of
Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn’t have to buy a winter coat.
Why did the monster take a dead man for a
Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
Did you hear about the monster with
Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because he couldn’t see eye to eye with himself.
A monster walked into the council rent office
A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.
Did you hear about the monster who
Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely!
What happened when the monster stole a
What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.
How did the world’s tallest monster become
How did the world’s tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.