Why did the monster take a dead man for a

Once upon a time there were five apples

| Apple jokes

Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.

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Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a

| Witch jokes

Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

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An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the

| Ethnic jokes

An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time

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Q: Why did

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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A woman just back from Arizona was telling her

| Face jokes

A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile," she said. "Why, was he disappointed with the view?" "No, he fell over the edge."

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.