Vietnam Vet
| Vietnamese
A man was being interviewed for a job. ""Were you in the service?"" asked the interviewer. ""Yes, I was a Marine,"" responded the applicant. ""Did you see any active duty?"" ""I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."" ""May I ask what happened?"" ""Well, I had a grenade g
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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of
| Weather jokes
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.
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Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
| Dirty jokes
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
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Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
| Frog jokes
Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
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Why don't bananas snore?
| Banana jokes
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? – A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.