Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
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Q: What will you never say about a
| Music jokes
Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche.
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Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and
| Bird jokes
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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My sister
| Brother and sister jokes
My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !
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David received a parrot for his birthday. This
| Bird jokes
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude. He was constantly saying polite words
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Cannibal Boy: I’ve brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we’ll have him tomorrow.