Q: What will you never say about a

Do vampires get AIDS?

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Do vampires get AIDS?

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Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that

| Mental health jokes

Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the

| Christmas jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !

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Q: How does the blond turn on the light after

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Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.

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Are you

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Are you getting older and wiser? No, he's getting older and wider!

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Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That’s the banjo player’s porsche.