A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her
| Humor jokes
A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how tired she looked. "Yeah" she said, "I didn't sleep well last night, I had this really strange dream." "Do tell" said her neighbor, pouring the coffee. "Well, I dreamed I woke up and
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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a
| Vampire jokes
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don't know but it would slow him down.
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For a weddin' present
| Time jokes
For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "W'atcha do with the money, son?" "Ah bought me a wristwatch, Pappy!" answered the boy. "Yew dumb ignoramous!" yelled his father. "Yew should 'av bought yoreself a rifle!" "A rifle? What fer?"
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What happened to the two mad vampires?
| Vampire jokes
What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.
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One day a lady was driving on the
| Old age jokes
One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashin
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Chicken to turkey: “Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You’re lucky, with us it’s any Sunday.”