A golf club walks into a

What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a

| Aviation jokes

What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.

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Taxiing

| Aviation jokes

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the

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What did Hamlet say when he was

| E-mail jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.

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Why did the stupid racing car driver

| Car and train jokes

Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.

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What did the wife say to the

| Horse jokes

What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!

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A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. “Why not,” asks the golf club. “You’ll be driving later,” replies the bartender.