Little monster:
| Monster jokes
Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.
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Why did your
| Brother and sister jokes
Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit
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Teacher: Why does the
| School jokes
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !
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What do you call someone who sticks his
| Various animal jokes
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!
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One day a blond went out to check her mail box.
| Blonde jokes
One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look. An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her neighbor goes "What the hell is she doing?" An hour l
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Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !