As a hooker
| Dirty jokes
As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sex from the rear?" "Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent
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The fishing season hasn't opened and a
| Fishing jokes
The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday" he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the strang
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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?
| Pig jokes
What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
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What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
| Waiter jokes
What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.
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A patient came to
| Dentist jokes
A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
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Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bare