How do you make a small fortune out of

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a

| Dentist jokes

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth

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Great news,

| Mental health jokes

Great news, Mr. Oscarson, the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to steal again." "Gee, that's great, Doc," the patient replied. "And just to prove it, I want

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What sort of a car has your dad

| Car and train jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her

| Humor jokes

A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how tired she looked. "Yeah" she said, "I didn't sleep well last night, I had this really strange dream." "Do tell" said her neighbor, pouring the coffee. "Well, I dreamed I woke up and

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What do you do if King Kong sits in

| King Kong jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!