I remember when the
| Birthday jokes
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday.
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Q. What's the difference between a
| Dance jokes
Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
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If King Kong came to England why would he
| King Kong jokes
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.
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Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.
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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
| Gorilla jokes
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.
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The fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks “Any luck?” “Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday” he boasts. “Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks the stranger. “Nope.” “Well, meet the new game warden.” “Oh,” gulped the fisherman. “Well, do you know who I am?” “Nope”. “Meet the biggest liar in the state.”