Which two letters of the alphabet are

How come you

| E-mail jokes

How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!

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Three vampires walk into a

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood." The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like som

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?

| Ant jokes

What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !

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An American manufacturer is showing his

| Business jokes

An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building. "Your workers, they're escaping!" cries the visitor. "You've got to stop them." "Do

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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you

| Dinosaur jokes

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !

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Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .