Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an
| Telephone jokes
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!
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A monster and a zombie went
| Dead and dying jokes
A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
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Women are like computers -- even your smallest
| Women jokes
Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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What hired killer never goes to jail?
| Criminal jokes
What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator.
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !
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Q: What goes “krab, krab, krab”? – A: A dog barking in a mirror.