Q: What goes “krab, krab, krab”? – A: A dog

Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an

| Telephone jokes

Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!

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A monster and a zombie went

| Dead and dying jokes

A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."

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Women are like computers -- even your smallest

| Women jokes

Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

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What hired killer never goes to jail?

| Criminal jokes

What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a

| Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !

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Q: What goes “krab, krab, krab”? – A: A dog barking in a mirror.