Q: What is a crowbar?

The big bang

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The big bang by Dina Mite

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A lion was getting rather old and slow

| Various animal jokes

A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it

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Fred: Do

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Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.

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Why couldn't the

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

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A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself

| Ethnic jokes

A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab driver "What's that building there?" "That's the Royal York Hotel" replied the cabbie. "The Royal York? How long did it take to build that?"

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Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!