What do you call an elephant that can't do
| Elephant jokes
What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !
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What did one flea say
| Insect jokes
What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?
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A software verifier read in the Bible
| Computer jokes
A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg. There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: "I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!"
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Why couldn't prehistoric man send
| Birthday jokes
Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
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A firefighter died and went to hell where
| Firefighter jokes
A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? "That's easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour." says the de
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A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them with a sack over each bird and only the legs showing. He sat right on the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each set of bird legs and give the common name, habitat, genus, species, etc. The student looked at each set of bird legs. They all looked the same to him. He began to get upset. He had stayed up all night studying, and now had to identify birds by their legs. The more he thought about it, the madder he got. Finally, he could stand it no longer. He went up to the professor’s desk and said, “What a stupid test! How could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking at their legs?” With that the student threw his test on the professor’s desk an d walked out the door. The professor was surprised. The class was so big that he didn’t know every student’s name, so as the student reached the door the professor called, “Mister, what’s your name?” The enraged student pulled up his pant legs and said, “You guess, buddy! You guess!”