A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several
| Police jokes
A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two. One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to visit him. The friend, happy to get anything
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Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down
| Dirty jokes
Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.
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Waiter, there is
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !
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Smith goes to
| Business jokes
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.
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Q. What is the best way to get to
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Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight.
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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was I born?” “Well honey…” said the slightly prudish mother, “the stork brought you to us.” “Oh,” said the boy, “and how did you and daddy get born?” “Oh, the stork brought us too.” “Well how were grandpa and grandma born?” the boy persisted. “Well darling, the stork brought them too!” said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little. Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: “This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.”